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College Student Auctioning Off 2% of All Future Income

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Ron Steen, in an attempt to finance his college education, has begun auctioning off a rather weird thing on eBay: 2% of all of his future income.

After I complete my education I plan on making at least 30 million dollars in my lifetime. When I meet my goal, you will make six hundred times your original investment. Where else can you invest in something that pays off every year and has the potential of making you over 6 times your money? Not the stock market, not real-estate, definitely not gambling.

The question of the hour: will anyone buy (both literally and figuratively) it?

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Thorne N. Melcher

Still no bids, but it's an interesting idea. If someone does end up bidding, for some reason I think he will end up regretting it in the long run. It's a huge commitment to make.

  • 1 vote
Reply#1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:21 AM EDT
Catch22

Anyone taking this offer is throwing their money away

I think he will end up regretting it in the long run. It's a huge commitment to make.

If he ends up earning the average income of typical American he will make out like a bandit. In fact, anything short of an income deep into 6 figures for decades is a big time loser for any investor.

IF he ends up in the top 10% of earners and he makes $100,000 a year, it will be 50 years before the investor gets his principle back and starts making any money at all.

He would have to earn a lot more just to equal the typical stock market returns. If an investor puts $100,000 in the stock market he is likely to do a hell of a lot better unless this kid ends up making a half million a year in short order that is... how likely is that?

  • 4 votes
#1.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:43 PM EDT
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Doc

I don't think he'll regret it. He would have to average $125,000 over 40 years to pay back the $100,000 dollars. Now, with inflation and some hard work on his part I see this being completely reasonable, however, this just would mean that he got a $100,000, 40yr loan for 0% interest. Try to beat that as a loan. Say he averages more than $125,000, most people would agree that if he is making enough in excess of this amount to actually have lost money, factoring in interest, etc. then he would be well enough off that he could easily afford the 2%. It's really a win-win for him and a gamble for the investor.

  • 6 votes
Reply#2 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:35 AM EDT
Behind My Screen

umm... what exactly is there to keep this guy from bolting on this?

    Reply#3 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:01 AM EDT
    Mott

    Doesn't Paypal have fraud protection? ;)

    • 3 votes
    #3.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:25 AM EDT
    Thorne N. Melcher

    He also mentions that he will have his lawyer draw up a document to make it legally binding.

    • 2 votes
    #3.2 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:28 AM EDT
    Behind My Screen

    fraud protection over the course of 40 years? :-)

    As for the legal document... He could still skip out on it.

      #3.3 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:51 AM EDT
      greta

      isn't their fraud protection only good up to some ridiculously low amount? maybe $500?

        #3.4 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:06 PM EDT
        Mott

        I was kidding.

        • 1 vote
        #3.5 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:07 PM EDT
        kayjay

        A baseball bat and his knees.

        • 8 votes
        #3.6 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:41 PM EDT
        greta

        yeah, i guess it was pretty obvious you were being sarcastic. it's just hard to pass up an opportunity to point out just how pathetic their "protection" really is. i suppose everybody here already knows that though.

          #3.7 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:13 PM EDT
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          Ortuid

          It's a Bowie bond - collateralising future revenue streams. Good kid.

          • 2 votes
          Reply#4 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:45 AM EDT
          kjsoul

          Hey - why not finance his future needs in the same way the US government is financing our needs. Works for the Man, why not the little guy?

          • 1 vote
          #4.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:00 PM EDT
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          DaveMiller

          That is freaking clever!

          • 1 vote
          Reply#5 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:54 AM EDT
          alphex

          the costs of educating ones self in this nation have gone beyond stupid. there's a very large portion of the youth of America today who are pushing off significant purchases and life decisions simply because they don't have the money to buy a house, a car, or raise a family, or get married, and continue the contribution to the America economy as their parents and grand parents did in ages past. Simply because they pay upwards to 1/4th of their income to the student loan agencies that they had to sign up with simply to get an education that would get them a good job down the line.

          Sounds like a smart plan to me, I hope it works.

          • 1 vote
          Reply#6 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:14 PM EDT
          datumax

          Genius! But what % will eBay/Paypal get?

          • 1 vote
          Reply#7 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:17 PM EDT
          The Filipino

          genius? it's a really stupid idea if it's legit. the guy could easily get a student loan with a more favorable interest rate and end up paying a lot less in interest. eventually student loans get paid off, but the guy is saying he'll keep paying until he dies. silly.

          once he receives and spends this money, nothing is stopping him from declaring bankruptcy and wiping the debt clean.

          • 2 votes
          Reply#8 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:26 PM EDT
          DaveMiller

          This guy is trying to make the point that he doesn't want to rely on using taxpayer dollars to pay for his education. He's hoping that his hard work will cover that 2%, which is really a small amount. Anyone willing to find another way other than the use of the taxpayers money deserves a medal of some kind.

            #8.1 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:48 AM EDT
            Behind My Screen

            uhh... he could take out private loans and it would still be smarter.

            • 1 vote
            #8.2 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:07 AM EDT
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            Sean Balsiger

            If I had a enough money that I wouldn't miss $100,000 I would bid on it just because it is such a good idea, and you never know if you did bid on it you could make some money off of him.

            • 1 vote
            Reply#9 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:52 PM EDT
            Mott

            Ron Steen, is that you?

            • 4 votes
            #9.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:55 PM EDT
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            Michael the Great

            Since the 2% is calculated off of his W-2, he could avoid paying anything if he just earned his income in a non- W2 manner, most significantly, being an entrepreneur.

            • 3 votes
            Reply#10 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:15 PM EDT
            Andrew Benton

            If you read the questions on his auction someone asked this question and he said then he'd base it off his income stream for the year.

            • 2 votes
            #10.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:39 PM EDT
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            indecent

            Cute idea.

            Its not hard at all to get a student loan, unless you've completely screwed your credit over at the age of 18, so have them invest in him. They can laugh him out the door about a "return on their investment" and lock him down into a 25 year educational services loan.

            • 2 votes
            Reply#11 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:24 PM EDT
            oldfogey

            I wouldn't invest in this obvious losing situation. If the guy was willing to work his way through, skimp and save, undergo severe stress to get an education, then I might give him a few dollars. Sounds like he is scheming ways to get through school. He will probably want to scheme his way through life as well. He may never be the moneymaker he envisions.

            On the other hand, he is trying, he has imagination and more power to him if it works.

            • 1 vote
            Reply#12 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:33 PM EDT
            rryyyaannn

            This Turd Wad is going into communitcations and is expecting to make 30 million dollars in his lifetime. No wonder there are no bidders.

            Oh hey by the way guys. I need about 30 grand to buy some musical equipment and when I become a huge famous rockstar you can half 2% of my earnings.

            That is basically what he is saying where does he expect to earn 30 mil as a broadcaster. Try 11 bucks an hour running camera or spinning records thats what you get with a communications degree.

            adios

            • 7 votes
            Reply#13 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:16 PM EDT
            Rimuladas

            And if he dies?

            • 2 votes
            Reply#14 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:17 PM EDT
            Thorne N. Melcher

            Tough luck for the investor, I suppose. On the flipside, I wonder if he has to pay 2% of all social security checks after retirment.

              #14.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:46 PM EDT
              mipadi

              I wondered the same thing, because he does state he guarantees forty years of income.

                #14.2 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:41 PM EDT
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                a3dmofo

                I would think it would be advantageous to him to use a spell check in his responses to member questions. Not really putting his best foot forward with constant typos in those responses.

                • 3 votes
                Reply#15 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:33 PM EDT
                Rimuladas

                No kidding. I was thinking the same thing. How do you plan to make 6million when you cant even use a simple spell check button.

                • 1 vote
                #15.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:16 PM EDT
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                K.Hodge

                He expects to make 750,000 a year on avg? good luck.
                If you invested your money in a Bond making 3.5% compounded annually, he would have to make 3.09 million in his first 10 years just to match what you made in 14(because the first 4 years you will get nothing from him because he's in school) considering the bond has no risk at all, and he is obviously retarded(because he thinks this will work) i'd definitely go with the bond.

                • 3 votes
                Reply#16 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:54 PM EDT
                mvelinder

                I wouldn't trust him.

                Q: Have you thought about offering something more like 15 or 20%? The current promise of 2% doesn't make you sound like a very impressive investment. What...more
                Aug-10-06
                A: Lizzy, Your ending comment was very rood and insensitive. I am going to make tons of money and if you believe me you can ride the wave, if not than I...more

                Yes folks, don't be "rood" to the scammer. It's not very nice.

                • 2 votes
                Reply#17 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:54 PM EDT
                Taylor Walsh

                This reminds me of similarly crazed idea I had years ago: some % of a person's income would go into an account or fund where it would be distributed to his or her teachers. Teachers being ludicrously compensated for what they are supposed to try to do.

                  Reply#18 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:46 PM EDT
                  will_s

                  Silly rabbit, college doesn't get people jobs anymore.

                  I know more people with college degrees who are functionally retarded and lacking any level of professional skill than I care to think about.

                  Besides, if the kid is smart enough to do something like this, he needs college like he needs another hole in his head.

                  • 1 vote
                  Reply#19 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:50 PM EDT
                  Behind My Screen

                  I sense some hostility there. The fact that College graduates make well over a million dollars in their career and HS grads only make around 400k is the reason you go to college.

                    #19.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:26 PM EDT
                    will_s

                    First off, I am a college graduate. Any hostility present in my comment stems from the fact that I feel as though a college degree these days is not worth nearly what it was a generation ago because the price for the 'education' has gone up at the same rate at which the quality of the education has gone down.

                    Although I won't go so far as to say that college is unimportant or a detriment to one's own career, I think it is possible more now than ever for the 'smart ones' among us who DON'T have advanced degrees to do very well for themselves.

                    In fact, of my group of friends I can say that they are split 50/50 between having degrees and not. For most of them, the ones without the college degrees make far more money AND don't have the burden of hundred(s) of thousands of dollars in debt to be repaid.

                    Finally, your statement that "...is the reason you go to college" is the reason that colleges these days suck compared to 20 years ago. No longer are they places of higher learning, but rather they are places where many (not all) expect to 'buy' a better position in life and spend four years having fun while doing it.

                    • 1 vote
                    #19.2 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:33 PM EDT
                    Sean Balsiger

                    I don't think those numbers are accurate. If you make minimum wage working 40 hours a week for 40 years you will make just over 400,000. No one works for 40 years making minimum wage.

                    • 2 votes
                    #19.3 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:33 PM EDT
                    Behind My Screen

                    the numbers are based on 30 years... not 40... These are also numbers that were quoted to me about 10 years ago and thus they were probably a few years older than that.

                    The numbers are out of date, but the fact remains that people with degrees make a heluvalot more in their life than non degree holders.

                    To will_s,

                    College has always been about educating to better your life. The programs that are for pure enrichment of the mind are filled with rich kids and have always been so. You have an overly romanticized view of University education from times gone past.

                    I will agree with you however, University education in America has gone down in undergrad rigor in all but the top 20% of schools. This is no doubt due to the lower rigor present in High School. If High School expected quality work then we really would not have such a big problem.

                      #19.4 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:54 PM EDT
                      K.Hodge

                      Since the vast majority of people have to be smart or wealthy to get into university, they have a leg up on the people that don't. Attending university basically guareentees that you come from a wealthy background, or are smart.

                      Basically, someone who is guareenteed to have a wealthy background or be smart, on average makes well over a million, where as someone who may or may not be in that catagory on average makes 400K. That is probably accurate with or without the degree.

                      • 1 vote
                      #19.5 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:19 AM EDT
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                      will_s

                      Now that I've made my initial "didn't follow the link" post, here's my real analysis:

                      1) Communications? No friggin' way. Talk about a glutted market with a degree from a no-name public school. That's as worthless as my degree from a no-name department at a no-name public school.

                      2) He's hard working, but couldn't find anyone to proofread the Ebay posting. "I want succeed, and I will." "I can't really think of any one thing that pays off ever year like this." And that's not counting poor grammar/grammatical errors.

                      3) This guy has no concept of finance/economics. "I don't want to take out loans and go into debt", so instead, I'll call debt 'tbed' and go into 'tbed' to you in the amount of 2% of my income for the rest of my natural life. Also, if this guy thinks he's going to make $30M over the course of his life, he's better off taking out student loans and paying them back rather than giving up 2% of his gross income for 40-some years.

                      4) "This agreement does not include any money I may inherit." I smell a trust fund kiddie.

                      5) Even the comments and questions on the auction question his spelling and grammar. I'll reiterate my opinion that 95% of the people out there who are unable to effectively communicate in writing (in their own language, of course) lack the 'stuff' that makes $30M earners. For the successful 5% who have difficulty writing, they probably have someone who knows more PROOF READ THEIR WORK.

                      6) He mentions his dad AND his dad's Ebay business several times in the auction. I wonder if he'll learn about PR stunts in communications courses at Cal Fullerton?

                      Excuse me, I think I hear a toilet flushing.

                      • 2 votes
                      Reply#20 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:17 PM EDT
                      Sean Balsiger

                      I'll retract my statement based on points 5 and 6.

                        #20.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:10 PM EDT
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                        Rob Goodlatte

                        Kind of depressing to reduce one's life down to a futures stock like this guy's doing. If his main goal is to make a ton of money in life, I'd steer clear of this investment. I'd rather put my bucks behind someone with a passion for something other than money.

                        • 4 votes
                        Reply#21 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:48 PM EDT
                        Sean Balsiger

                        I was just reading the questions and the kid claims he got a 1550 on the SAT. I think he needs to post a picture of his score sheet because there is no way I would believe he got a 1550 without proof.

                        • 1 vote
                        Reply#22 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:18 PM EDT
                        Zylphryx

                        that would be 1550 on the new version (out of 2400), which would translate to around 1000 or so in the older test ...

                        • 1 vote
                        #22.1 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:26 PM EDT
                        Sean Balsiger

                        Wow, I didn't think of that. I was going to ask him what his writing score was but I think you just answered that question.

                          #22.2 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:19 AM EDT
                          Behind My Screen

                          unfortunately, no one will think "oh that is on the new test" and think this kid is a genius.

                          • 1 vote
                          #22.3 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:08 AM EDT
                          Sean Balsiger

                          That was my second thought. Although I couldn't see how he could do so well when he can hardly talk.

                          My first thought was embarrassment that he did better than me when he can't even spell rude.

                          • 1 vote
                          #22.4 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:19 AM EDT
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                          Zylphryx

                          Hmmm ... starts by stating you get 2% of all future income paid once a year, including lottery winnings (if he played the lottery that is),

                          2% of whatever my income is annually in the form of a check once a year. This also means if I win the lottery you will get 2%, any income is your income

                          then starts whittling it down and contradicts this by stating that it will be 2% of what appears on his W2 (lottery winnings would not appear on a W2). Also then goes on to state no payout on investments or inheritance.

                          I will be paying you in my working years, from the moment I finish college in 2012 until I am 65 in 2052 you will receive a check in the mail every January made out for 2% of my earnings from the previous year according to my W2's.

                          but if he were to get a large inheritance, would there be a guarantee that he would continue to work? More importantly, would there be any guarantee that he would continue to work in a high income position instead of working for a low paying, or non-paying gig to fulfill his obligation to the agreement?

                          He does state, and in fact guarantee, a six-fold payout, so if you were to win by bidding 100k, you would then be guaranteed 600k. In theory at any rate.

                          And if he defaults, then what? Do you get to repo his degree? :)

                          • 1 vote
                          Reply#23 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:25 PM EDT
                          hemphill

                          Be interesting to see if you could place a lein against his degree.

                            #23.1 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:45 PM EDT
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                            TopJedi

                            I think he's got a great idea, but is using the wrong format - an auction.

                            He should issue stock on himself and see if he can demonstrate performance that attracts shareholders willing to speculate on his future ROI in the form of dividends. For now, instead of quarterly earnings, he could post his semester grades and a shareholder report indicating his interests, career strategy, and occupational leads, internships etc...

                            I have often wondered why young athletes haven't started an individual stock-trading market. With the craze behind fantasy sports and the idea of investing in a future star-athlete to earn a share of his future earnings, I would expect a capitalistic labor market like this could really get traction. I know it sounds far-fetched but if David Bowie has issued bonds on himself with higher ratings than many corporations it is a very plausible model.

                            • 4 votes
                            Reply#24 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:29 PM EDT
                            Calvin Tang

                            TJ, will you be the underwriter for the IPO of Calvin Corp. (traded under ticker symbol: TANG)? I'll cut you in on the friends and family round.

                            • 2 votes
                            #24.1 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:11 AM EDT
                            TopJedi

                            Calvin, even if you cut me in last, owning your stock would pay us all great dividends. Some smart VC's have undoubtedly recognize that too.

                            • 2 votes
                            #24.2 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:59 PM EDT
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                            Ben Bleikamp

                            He got a 1550 on his SATs...not bad. Of course, the kid from my high school who got a 1580 dropped out of college and works at Kinkos.

                              Reply#25 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:46 PM EDT
                              Behind My Screen

                              umm... 1550 on the new test (as states above in the thread by someone else) translates to 1000 on the old test.

                                #25.1 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:10 AM EDT
                                Ben Bleikamp

                                Ah, didn't realize it was based on the new test

                                  #25.2 - Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:36 PM EDT
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